>I saw this yesterday at a couple of places and knew i wanted to comment on it….since I seem to have an opinion on everything. I even commented in response to Beth’s brilliant–as usual–post about Pat Robertson and his extreme asshattedness.
“I don’t really believe that homosexuals want to get married. What they want to do is destroy marriage and some of the other things that we have in our society. There’s been an outright campaign against the traditional moral values that have grown up in a Judeo-Christian culture. And they don’t want any, any hindrance to their particular lifestyle or their particular way of having sex…”
Let’s get the nasty out of the way first. Pat and his ilk, from Falwell to Swaggart to Bakker to Warren to Sally Kern are a little too obsessed with sex. It begs the question: are they getting any at all, or do they just want it like we got it?
Now, that said, these asshats, give us far too much credit. I mean, we are out to destroy marriage? And to top that off, we are also responsible for global warming and the economic crisis, we’re terrorists, and we have the ability to control the weather. I mean, lets all remember how The Gays actually made God send to a hurricane to New Orleans because we were having a party down there.
This makes me wonder if Pat and his Band’O’Loons aren’t on to something. I say we gays should stop marching, stop protesting and voting for what’s right legal and fair, and just go back in the closet……….to to don our Gay Apparel–to steal a bit of Christmas this October–and put on our Gay Superpower Capes and Utility Belts, Our Boots and our Rainbow Wristbands–because you know we love to accessorize–and simply take over the world!
Seriously Pat, you and your band of gay-sex-obsessed followers give us too much power. We don’t want to destroy anything, we just want what we were promised under the
Constitution of this country.