>I Ain’t One To Gossip, But……

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Monster of the Year, Dina Lohan is talking again, trying to defend the way she raised her convicted criminal daughter Lindsanity Lohan.
She was all testy with master interviewer Matt Lauer on the Today Show, saying, “As a parent, you have to let them go a little bit. When she went out to Los Angeles when she was 19, I had to let her live and fall and fail and survive. Without failure, there’s no success….You can’t make your child not go out and go to a club and not get behind the wheel of a car.”
Um, Dina? You fame-whoring-child-prostituting wingnut? Yes. You. Can. That’s what’s called parenting and you know nothing about it so best to keep you lips zipped.
Except she didn’t.
She ranted about Judge Marsha Revel: “The judge played hardball. Lindsay was in with alleged murderers and she’s become friends with a lot of them. Lindsay rolled with the punches and she’s doing wonderfully.”
Um, again. Dina? Lindsay was in a cell by herself and next door to her was another spoiled Hollywood princess turned burglar. And, if Lindsay was housed with murderers, I’d watch my back. She probably picked up a few tricks of the trade in the big house.
Dina then said Lindsay will be moving back to New York once her rehab is over.
Good, I hear the prisons in New York are a whole lot tougher than the jails in California.
And we all know Lindsay will be back behind bars sooner rather than later. I mean, with an enabling stage mother like Dina, what else can we expect?

Oh dear.
Montana Fisburne is back in the news, and not just for her desire to use porn movies to become a serious actor a la her father, Laurence Fishburne.
Now it seems that the 19-year-old idiot was arrested last February after ALLEGEDLY beating her boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend, who claims to have suffered “significant injuries” during the rumble.
The LA City Attorney’s Office has ALLEGEDLY charged Montana Fishburne with battery, and may add charges of false imprisonment and assault with a deadly weapon.
Wow, maybe she’s a Lohan? Did Dina ever hookup with Larry, because Montana and Lindsay sound like twins.
Of course, news of this new arrest comes on the heels of reports that Montana was arrested in 2009 for ALLEGED prostitution. She narrowly escaped a harsh thirty minute jail sentence by going into a work program and two years probation.
Once again, Laurence Fishburne must be so proud.
Montana, of her sex tape, and her father, says: “I hope it’s not hurting him. It wasn’t done to hurt him. But I think it will take time and talking through the issues. Eventually, I hope he will be proud of me.”
Think again dumbass.

American Idol good news.
La Lopez is out before she was actually even in.
Jennifer Lopez has been dropped as a potential judge for the next season of American Idol ALLEGEDLY because her DIVA demands were too much for FOX.
A source, and by source I mean the guy that takes out the trash at FOX, and by trash I mean Montana Fishburne, says:
“Her demands got out of hand. Fox had just had enough.”
Oh, honey, we’ve all had enough of JLo, even when she had a career to fall back on.
Buh-bye Jen! Don’t let the door smack you on your ginormous ass on your way back to the block.

Teri Hatcher is a liar.
At least that’s what former employee and friend Jennifer Glassman says, and she’s suing Hatcher for it.
Glassman claims that Hatcher convinced her to quit her lucrative PR job to become Vice President of Teri Hatcher’s production company, which included 50% of the profits.
Sounds good right? Sounds too good.
See, Jennifer didn’t get the in writing and actually signed a BLANK blank contract instead, which gave Hatcher the power to fire her at will, which Hatcher did.
Glassman claims she should never have been terminated because she is, or, er, was, extremely competent. And she says, she was forced to deal with Teri’s “mood swings and unusual requests,” including scheduling doctors’ appointments, party planning, researching vacation arrangements and hiring a dog trainer.
Which is what the VP does, i think. Doesn’t Biden do all that for Obama?
Glassman is claiming fraud, intentional deceit, wrongful termination and emotional distress.

Teri Hatcher’s spokesman, Brad Cafarelli, called the lawsuit a “ridiculous fabrication. It is unfortunate that the many opportunities Ms. Hatcher afforded the former employee are now being so implausibly twisted and contorted.”
Glassman should have known you don’t mess with a Desperate Housewife with a face full of botox, because she’ll say one thing but her face will say another.

Levi Johnston is dumb.
Really dumb.
He ALLEGEDLY thought he should follow Sandra Bullock all around at the Teen Choice Awards last weekend, because he might, um, have a shot with her.
Levi Johnston and Sandra Bullock.
It would be laughable if he wasn’t such a fame whore. Levi? Better shot for you would be Montana Fishburne, or Lindsay….hell, give Dina a call, she could use the press.
A source, and by source I mean one of the valets who parked Levi’s Dodge Dart, says: “All night long Levi was trying to get close to Sandra. He desperately wanted to get his picture taken with Sandra hoping it would show up on the cover of a magazine or at least be able to meet her in person and give America’s sweetheart his phone number. Sandra was having none of it, telling everyone, ‘get him away from me.'”
Actually, get him away from all of us.
Times up Levi.

Filed under Good News:
Although he passed away in 2005, Johnny Carson’s charitable foundation is still working and giving away money.
Recently $156 million was transferred from the Carson estate to the John W. Carson Foundation, which donates to environmental groups, AIDS charities, schools, children’s aid organizations, and not-for-profits in his home state of Nebraska.
Carson never did much to publicize his good deeds when he was alive, and apparently the foundation feels the same now.
Still, it’s nice to see a celebrity doing good work long after they’re gone.

Apparently Charlie Sheen has a fake ID.
Apparently Charlie Sheen thinks he’s a teen-aged boy.
In fact, Sheen actually gave the fake ID, which he carried in his wallet, to police when he was arrested after the Christmas Day incident with his wife Brooke Mueller.
Sheen ALLEGEDLY told the cop:
“It’s fake, I had it made from someone on the set after I lost the real one.”
The cop confiscated the license, but Charlie won’t be charged for possessing the fake California ID even though it’s illegal.

Um, Charlie, if you step away from the crack pipe and the knife drawer long enough, you;ll realize that if you lose your license, you can get a new one. Heck, being such a big star and drug addicted wife beater, you might get to move to the front of the line.

Ya’ll remember when Caroline Giuliani was arrested for shoplifting at Sephora?
I mean, she only stole about $150 in make up, so it wasnt like a Lindsay Lohan crime spree.
Well, originally Sephora declined to press charges, but now they are feeling the pressure from the public who feel like celebrities’, politicians, and their children, get a free ride to commit crimes and not suffer the consequences.
So they are moving forward.
And don’t think Manhattan will go all Lohan soft on Giuliani. Some 99% of all 11,022 petty larceny arrests in Manhattan last year were prosecuted.
See you in court, hon.

It must have been about five minutes or so that Kelsey Grammer announced that he was divorcing his third, or fourth, wife, and now comes news that his new girlfriend is ALLEGEDLY pregnant.
At least that’s what the baby mama’s daddy is telling people.
The father of Kayte Walsh, Grammer’s new squeeze, has confirmed to the British tabloids that his child is with child; Grammer’s child.
Alan Walsh says: “It’s great news and we are very pleased for them both. I don’t know how long they have been together and I have not met him yet, but I’m looking forward to it. We just found out about her pregnancy a couple of days ago. I think they met in New York socially because she works for Virgin Airways and often stops over in America. The main thing is for them both to be happy and they are – they have just hit it off together.”
Now Grammer is ALLEGEDLY pushing for a quickie divorce now that he’s impregnated his girlfriend. Grammer wants to finalize the divorce before making any pregnancy announcement.
Um, too late Kelsey.
It was just five weeks ago that Camille Donatacci Grammer, the third Missus Grammer, announced the marriage was over. At the time Grammer denied he was seeing someone else, Twitter-ing: “Certainly, the time will come when I do see another woman.”
See ’em, and knock ’em up.
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3 Comments

Filed under American Idol, Caroline Giuliani, Charlie Sheen, Dina Lohan, JLo, Johnny Carson, Kelsey Grammer, Levi Johnston, Montana Fishburne, Teri Hatcher

3 responses to “>I Ain’t One To Gossip, But……

  1. >I used to have a lot of respect for Kelsey Grammer but that was something like fifteen years ago. And now that Camille Donatacci isn't a Hollywood wife anymore I wonder if she'll go back to making Skinemax movies?Glad to see Johnny Carson still doing great things well after he's gone. If I could I'd have someone deliver some flowers to his grave site just to say thanks.

  2. Jim

    >Lindsay's mom (Dina) looks deranged in that picture… Johnny Carson was the best host for the "Tonight Show" as Leno, O' Brian, etc. cannot hold a candle to his legend.

  3. >These celeb kids – it's scary….I wish they could wise up!

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