>Newt Facts: Newt Fucks


Newt Gingrich on the ruling overturning California’s Prop 8:
“Judge Walker’s ruling overturning Prop 8 is an outrageous disrespect for our Constitution and for the majority of people of the United States who believe marriage is the union of husband and wife. In every state of the union from California to Maine to Georgia, where the people have had a chance to vote they’ve affirmed that marriage is the union of one man and one woman. “

Now for some more facts, er, Newt Facts:

One of Newt Gingrich’s ex-wives–yes, Mister Sanctity-Of-Marriage-Between-One-Man-And-One-Woman has been married three times as of this writing. I say as of this writing because, with Newt’s history, he may be divorcing Wife # 3 even before I hit “Publish”.

But it’s Newt’s second missus that I’m liking right about now. The former Mrs. Marianne Gingrich, who is telling her story to Esquire magazine. And it’s a good story.

See, Newt proposed to Marianne back in 1980 while his first wife, Jackie, was hospitalized, recovering from treatments for uterine cancer. But Newt hadn’t divorced his first wife yet, and, in fact, hadn’t even asked her for one. He was a married man fucking his mistress whom he ask for her hand in marriage while he was still married.

Sanctity my ass.

When he finally left Jackie, the first Missus Marriage-Is-Between-One-Man-And-One-Woman, she was left nearly destitute, and had to get a court order just to pay her utility bills. But Newt didn’t care; he was off and fucking his second wife, and probably looking beyond her to that next piece of ass.

And that would be one Callista Bisek, who is the current Missus Newt Gingrich; and whom Newt was fucking while he was married to the second Missus Gingrich whom, remember, he was fucking while he was married to the first Missus Gingrich.

And, as is Newt’s habit of fucking women while his wives are fighting an illness, Marianne was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis when Newt asked Callista to marry him. Not only was she fighting the disease, she was still married to Gingrich.

In 2000 Newt Gingrich married his third wife, and continued to speak about the sanctity of marriage and that marriage should be the union of ONE man and ONE woman.

Marianne once questioned him: “How do you give that speech and do what you are doing?”

And he replied: “It doesn’t matter what I do. People need to hear what I have to say. There’s no one else who can say what I say. It doesn’t matter what I live.”

No, it doesn’t matter how you live, Newt, but apparently it matters to you how everyone else lives. A gay couple cannot marry even once, though you can marry and fuck around and propose to another woman while Wife One fights cancer, and then marry and fuck around and propose to your mistress while Wife Two fights MS and you think you’re the voice of marriage.

You’re the voice of hypocrisy.
You’re the voice of everything that is wrong with the Do-As-We-Say-Not-As-We-Do-GOP.

If you want to believe that marriage is the union of ONE man and ONE woman, I will argue with you forever that you are wrong. But if you want to believe that marriage is the union of ONE man and ONE woman because Newt Gingrich says so, then there is no hope for you, because you’ve lost the fundamental basic ability to think for yourself.
And you and Newt Gingrich deserve each other, and I’ll be right there laughing when he fucks you.
Because that’s what he does.

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