>Just For Giggles: Top Ten Southern Pick-Up Lines

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Here in the South, we are a genteel lot. Nary a curse word or dirty look. We act like ladies, even when we’re trying to pick someone up.

After much research [thanks to Neal] I have been given the Top Ten Pick Up Lines that Southern Gentlemen use when picking up Southern Gentlemen….okay, and they work on Ladies, too, but why a man would try picking up a woman is beyond me.

Let’s roll…..

1] Did you fart? …Cuz you just blew me away.
2] Are yer parents retarded? …..Cuz ya sure are special.
3] My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
4] Do you have a library [pronounced li-berry] card? …Cuz I’d like to sign you out
5] Is there a mirror in yer pants? …Cuz I can see myself in em.
6] You might not be the best lookin’ guy [or girl] here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
7] I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
8] Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
9] If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last:
10] Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

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10 Comments

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10 responses to “>Just For Giggles: Top Ten Southern Pick-Up Lines

  1. >OMG – #10 had me LOL for real!!

  2. >I am with Mark- 10 made me ROTFL!!

  3. >whahaha…I'll fwd this my bro, he'll love this!great evening Mr BOB!xo

  4. >LOL,LOL,LOL What a good laugh! I really like the last one the best!

  5. >Love these!! I'll have to remember them. Maybe I'll get lucky.

  6. >Don't think to many of those would work on the ladies, just say'in :o)

  7. >I love these, and #10 is by far the best of them all!

  8. >OMFG – laughed so hard i came THIS close to peeing myself LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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