>A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (as in: ready) to jump…….
He replied, Mom and Dad are both dead; I’m going to jump.
She said, Well, think of your wife and children.
He replied, I’m not married and I don’t have any kids.
She said, Well, think of Robert E. Lee.
He replied, Who’s Robert E. Lee?
She replied, Well bless your little heart, just go on ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.
courtesy of Round-The-Way-Gay Neal