Eugene Delgaudio, a Republican, of course, a conservative, of course, from Loudoun County, Virginia actually believes that those new enhanced TSA pat-downs at airports are, get this, part of a “wide-scale homosexual agenda.”
That’s right! In addition to marriage equality, the ability to live and work where we choose without getting fired or evicted for being gay, the ability to walk down a public street and not wonder if we’re going to be attacked for being gay, wanting to see the end of DADT, we are all about the groping at the airports.
Delgaudio, who made his wingnut remarks in an email, sent in his capacity as president of a conservative non-profit group that calls itself Public Advocate of the United States, also says the TSA’s non-discrimination hiring policy is “the federal employee’s version of the Gay Bill of Special rights.”
“That means,” wrote Delgaudio, “the next TSA official that gives you an enhanced pat-down could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission.”
Hey, Eugene, asshat? We have better things to do, and it seems to me that you’re a little obsessed about the new grope-and-fly rules.