Underwear designer Andrew Christian, apparently taking his cues from the designers of the butt-lifter, and the boob-padding, has come up with underwear with a, wait for it, built-in flaccid penis.
My underwear, for the most part, not all the time mind you, already has a flaccid penis inside it.
It apparently provides great support, though I thought underwear, or jocks, already did that, and it adds up to 2 inches to your frontal measurement. It is also being marketed as helping “protect against zipper injury” for those men who don’t know how to zip without injury.
So, here’s my question: