>I loves me some Project Runway, and, well, I likes me some Fashion Show, so I am quite the fashionista, right?
I like clothes but I am not freaky about it. I like a good old pair of Levis, a nice shirt, and some cool shoes, and I’m good to go. I don’t like clothes, however, with the logo emblazoned upon them; if you want me to advertise your clothes, send me the clothes and a check for doing so.
But, I am intrigued by the latest fashion trends that are coming out now, and I cannot wait to wear some of these through the streets of Smallville, holding my head up high, until someone shouts an obscenity from a passing car or, god forbid, slushies me.
These are from designer Thom Browne, and were shown in Paris this week:
|I like this for wearing to the Smallville Farmer’s Market.
I see lots of tomatoes being tossed my way.
|I could be a beekeeper.
Or take my motorcar for a spin through the English countryside.
|I could be Britney Spears next Halloween.|
|I might don this little number to wear to the Smallville Fine Arts Center.
I imagine people will ask which Dickens character I’m playing.
|Now, this one, this one is for when I star in the Smallville Little Theater
produciton of, ‘The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie.’
I’m Miss Jean Brodie.
|This is perfect for laying on the lawn in my backyard this summer while I work on my tan.
Or, to cover that large casserole dish of lasagna I’m taking to the neighborhood pot luck.
Or, contacting the Mother Planet.
Again, I ain’t no stinkin’ fashionista, and I know that these designs will be modified and simplified and humanified for the mass-market, but still….aluminum foil coats?