>I Didn’t Say It, Michele Bachmann Did

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And here’s yet another birthday gift I received today: Michele Bachmann quotes!
Lordy, I loves me some stupid:

”(Gay marriage) is probably the biggest issue that will impact our state and our nation in the last, at least, thirty years. I am not understating that.”
”I want people in Minnesota armed and dangerous on this issue of the energy tax because we need to fight back.”

”Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.”

“But we also know that the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States.”

”Not all cultures are equal.”

”[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said she has even said she is trying to save the planet. We all know that someone did that 2,000 years ago.”

”A woman (Terri Schiavo) was healthy. There was brain damage, there was no question. But from a health point of view, she was not terminally ill.”

”I think there is a point where you say enough is enough to government intrusion. …Does the federal government really need to know our phone numbers?”

“Unelected bureaucracies will decide what we can and cant get in future health insurance policy. Thats why theyre called death panels.'”

”This cannot pass. What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn’t pass.”

”Unfortunately, the Census data has become very intricate, very personal, a lot of the questions that are asked. I know for my family, the only question we will be answering is how many people are in our home. We won’t be answering any information beyond that, because the Constitution doesn’t require any information beyond that.”

”And what a bizarre time we’re in, when a judge will say to little children that you can’t say the pledge of allegiance, but you must learn that homosexuality is normal and you should try it.”

“Michael Steele! You be da man! You be da man!”

”If we took away the minimum wage — if conceivably it was gone — we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.”

”Normalization (of gayness) through desensitization. Very effective way to do this with a bunch of second graders, is take a picture of ‘The Lion King’ for instance, and a teacher might say, ‘Do you know that the music for this movie was written by a gay man?’ The message is: I’m better at what I do, because I’m gay.”

”I don’t know where they’re going to get all this money because we’re running out of rich people in this country.”

”This is an earthquake issue. This will change our state forever. Because the immediate consequence, if gay marriage goes through, is that K-12 little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal, natural and perhaps they should try it.”

”I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I’m not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it’s an interesting coincidence.”

“If we look at American history, between 1942 and 1947, the data that was collected by the Census Bureau was handed over to the FBI and other organizations at the request of President Roosevelt, and that’s how the Japanese were rounded up and put into the internment camps. I’m not saying that that’s what the Administration is planning to do, but I am saying that private personal information that was given to the Census Bureau in the 1940s was used against Americans to round them up, in a violation of their constitutional rights, and put the Japanese in internment camps.”

“Lady Liberty and Sarah Palin are lit by the same torch.”

“The big thing we are working on now is the global warming hoax. Its all voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax.”

“The President of the United States will be taking a trip over to India that is expected to cost the taxpayers $200 million a day.”

“I just take the Bible for what it is, I guess, and recognize that I am not a scientist, not trained to be a scientist. I’m not a deep thinker on all of this. I wish I was. I wish I was more knowledgeable, but I’m not a scientist.”

source: BuzzFeed
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6 responses to “>I Didn’t Say It, Michele Bachmann Did

  1. >Last night we got drawn into a Sarah Palin moment! The media is reporting her statement about Sputnik=Soviet Collapse. What they left out was the rift, in the middle of the long Palinesk statement on our little Spudnut's shop in our town (her aunt lives here and it is an institution in our town).

  2. >Psychos, psychos, every where PSYCHOS! Do those people even listen to what they are saying? It just incredible the world still functions with idiots in power.

  3. >Who the fuck is this person? Ahhh, just saw the tags…Who the fuck are these Tea Party reptiles? What hole are they breeding in? Do they all look so scary?

  4. >I'm thinking MicHELLe has been inhaling a bit too much of that ol' Carbon Dioxide…or some peyote weed.

  5. >This woman is certifiably crazy, but the people who keep re-electing her should also be tested.

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