>Originally, I was going to post these as part of tomorrow’s edition of ‘I Didn’t Say It’ but I just cannot wait. These are comedy gold, from two of our most wingnutty, asshatted, fucktardy GOP goosesteppers.
First up, the Mama Grizzly Bore.
She was said to be upset that Kathy Griffin was set to play a “Sarah Palin” type on an upcoming episode of Glee–probably because she was pissed the Glee folks didn’t think she was a Sarah Palin-type and the show is on FOX, after all. So, The Bore went after Kathy:
So, let’s see, Kathy Griffin, Emmy nominated, Grammy nominated, working comedian is a has-been? Well, then, what do we call someone elected to public office who quits halfway through because it was getting too hard?
As Griffin herself said, Palin “has been” a governor.
And, seriously, Bore, enough with the bully chatter. Kathy Griffin is a comedian, and there’s a difference between making a joke about you and your ridiculous band of hillbillies and, oh, I dunno, calling someone on Facebook a “fag” like your daughter does.
And, now, the other half of our comedy duo, Newt “I Fuck Around” Gingrich:
On CBN–the Christian Broadcasting Network–Newt Gingrich finally opened up about being married three times and cheating on Wife One with Soon-To-Be Wife Two and Wife Two with Soon-To-Be Wife Three:
See what he doe there?
He says he fucked his mistress while married to his first wife, and then schtupped another mistress while married to his second wife because he works too hard and passionately for this country.
See, it’s America’s fault that Newt Gingrich can’t keep his Mini Me in his pants. He cares so much about the country that he has to get his frustration out by boffing anything that comes along–but then he does the right thing and marries her, so……
And, maybe God will forgive him for being a liar and an adulterer, while his wives fight cancer, and maybe some Americans–who cheat and lie, too–will forgive him, but most Americans won’t forget that he’s a liar and a cheater and a serial adulterer.
He’s probably schtupping Wife Number Four right now.