>Trump Wants Your Vote, Yet He Doesn’t Vote Himself


Donald Trump says he’s considering running for president, while I think he’s just stroking his over-inflated comb-over. But what’s most interesting about all this is that Donald Trump, Mister Teabagger Darling, Mister God Loves America, Mister Gays Aren’t Equal, Mister Birther, hasn’t voted in any primary election for more than twenty-one years.

At least according to the folks who would know, the New York City Board of Elections.

He last voted in a primary way back in 1989, when Rudy Giuliani beat businessman Ronald Lauder, and then he took twenty-one years off. Records also show that one Donald Hump, er, Trump skipped the 2002 general election, when Republican incumbent, Governor George Pataki defeated Carl McCall.

Yet Trump insists he’s voted in every general election.

Of course, he also insists the president wasn’t born in this country. He also insists that the Obama administration and campaign must have paid off every single journalist in the world, including the “journalists” at FoxNews, to keep that secret. He also insists that Barack Obama didn’t write both the books that Obama says he authored.

Donald Trumps insists: “You’re going to pay a big price because you’re wrong. I have records that I voted and so does the Board of Elections … I signed in at every election.”

Then  he had his lawyer defend his voting practices. But then his lawyer also said, that while Trump has always voted, he perosnally has no idea to which party Trump had belonged to in previous years.

Like I said, this is all to stroke his massive comb-over.




Filed under Asshat, Birthers, Donald Trump, Liar, Teabaggers, Uncategorized, Wingnut

8 responses to “>Trump Wants Your Vote, Yet He Doesn’t Vote Himself

  1. >Another personality disorder on parade.

  2. >He lies and lies in the hope that some of it sticks. he's basically Fox News in human form.

  3. >lolAfter reading this..maybe he won't run

  4. >I have NEVER voted in a primary because to do so requires I declare membership in a party (in the states I lived in), and I am not nor ever will be a member of any of the parties in existence today. I'm proud to have never voted in a primary. It's a badge of honor.Trump, on the other hand, has been a member of several political parties and it's a matter of official record. As a party member it is his privilege and indeed his responsibility to vote in the primaries to help determine his party's candidate. If Trump can't accomplish this simple civic duty, how can he possibly hope to run a country?

  5. >I hope he runs. He makes the Repubs look incredibly foolish. I hope he wins the nomination. Then we can all look forward to President Obama's second term, in which he will get even more shit done. LOL My word verification is "pitypeen." All kinds of things come to mind there!

  6. >UH HUHI think he is doing this crap for ratings. You know Celebrity Apprentice is on now and the ratings have been dipping. If he really does run I will be shocked

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