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>I Ain’t One To Gossip, But…..

>Poor Nicolas Cage. It looks like his crazy hair finally turned the rest of him completely nuts.It seems Little Nicky was arrested last weekend in Louisiana after an, er, altercation, with his wife of six years, Alice.

Nicky was ALLEGEDLY very drunk, prowling the tattoo parlors and bars of New Orleans when a taxi driver ALLEGEDLY spotted Mr and Mrs Hasbeen Actor arguing loudly in the streets. Sidenote: you’d have to argue pretty loudly to cause a disturbance on the streets of the French Quarter.
The cab driver watched the fight for a moment, but the minute Little Nicky shoved Mrs. Little Nicky, the cabbie called the police. Which then lead to a very odd confrontation between Cage and the authorities. The NOLA police, not wanting to make a big scene by arresting a formally huge star, repeatedly asked Cage to just leave quietly.
But Nicky wasn’t having it. That’s what the Dronk does to you. Cage ALLEGEDLY taunted the police into taking him into custody, refusing their requests for him to quietly go home. Instead, Mr. Big Shot Asshat kept asking, “Why don’t you just arrest me?”
So they did. And Nicky and his hair were charged with disturbing the peace and domestic violence.
Nicky was kept in lockdown, awaiting a bail hearing while his wife ALLEGEDLY denied that any physical violence occurred, and refused to press charges. But Nicky is known for his public outbursts and rages. There was a blow-up on a movie set in Romania, as well as a previous bar fight in New Orleans last year.
And there is also his ongoing battle with the IRS, who claims Nicky owes them millions in back taxes. Also the wife of Nicky’s first-born recently sued him for $13 million, ALLEGEDLY for back child support. And Nicky himself, probably knowing he needed the cash, filed suit for $20 million against his business manager, Samuel Levin–who simply said that Nicky lives beyond his means, and then filed a countersuit ALLEGING that Nicky was  continually advised to curtail his spending, including the purchases of yachts, Rolls Royce’s and fifteen homes.
Nicky. Could your life get any more out of control?

Apparently it can.

Down in New Orleans, where Nicky Cage sat in jail, awaiting a bail hearing, reality TV star Dog the Bounty Hunter bailed him out by posting a bond of $11,000.
Really? A reality TV show star had to come to your rescue? Why not offer the bail judge a Rolls or a yacht in exchange for a Get Out Of Jail Free card?
Dog, AKA Duane Chapman, who never met a situation he didn’t want to exploit for his own purposes, released a statement: “Media from around the world have been requesting interviews with me today after reports surfaced about my posting a bond for actor Nicolas Cage in New Orleans….I am a truly dedicated fan of Mr. Cage and will not be granting any interviews about my client as I wish to respect his privacy. I performed my duties as a bail bondsman and not in connection with our show.”
In other words Here’s what I did and how nice I am and how much I love brilliant [sarcasm] actor, Nicolas Cage, but I will not be talking about how I personally bailed him out and then called the media.
And then, after he said he would say no more, he added, “This is what I do for a living. There are two sides of my job: I release my clients after they have been arrested; and pick them up if they don’t show up in court. I do not believe the latter will be the case for Mr. Cage.”
Still, I’d keep Nicky on a short leash, Dog.
And, pardon my pessimism, but don’t be surprised if you see Nicky in some big budget piece of trash movie where he plays a bounty hunter with bad hair–because he’s got that part covered already–and one Duane Chapman is paid a handsome sum to be an advisor.
Just sayin’.

File this under: Wackadoo Mother-effers.

Ninety-four-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, Prince [and he’s not a real prince] Frederic von Anhalt, wants his wife to become a mother again by using an egg donor, artificial insemination and a surrogate mother.
No. Seriously. And, one wonders why.
Dollar signs.
Freddie the Freeloader says: “I’ve gone through the initial steps of donor matching and blood work and next week the donation process will begin.”
I’m not the only one stunned by this news. Zsa Zsa’s only child–or formerly her only child–Francesca Hilton, described herself as shocked when told of the plan: “That’s just weird.”
But Von Anhalt says he is working with Dr. Mark Surry of the Southern California Reproductive Center in Beverly Hills, and, in that fatherly toner that one gets while awaiting the birth of guaranteed inheritance rights, said: “I’m a retired guy. I can take care of it.”
He also says Gabor talked about adding a new baby to the family and he wants to carry out her wishes. But, Freddie, she talked about adding another child to the family twenty-five years ago, when she was in her sixties. To which, von Anhalt swears that Zsa Zsa, who is gravely ill, brought up the subject again only months ago.
And he just wants to make her happy, and get a little executor control on the estate when Zsa Zsa passes. Oh, but he says he’s not doing it for the money, he’s doing it because he wants someone to carry on the Gabor name, because, you know, it’s famous, or something. Or at least was about fifty years ago.
Why doesn’t Freddie just change his name to Greedy Gabor? Problem solved!

Interesting story out of the NYC this week.

Apparently, my Husband-in-my-head, Anderson “Randy Andy” Cooper, came home to find a drunk emptying his bladder all over the front door of Andy’s building.
Andy was incensed by the smell of hot urine on mahogany and instantly called the police.
No, wait. He Tweeted about it first:
Just got home, found drunk guy peeing on my bldg front door. He asked for my pic. Instead I took his. Am tempted to tweet it out. Annoying!about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Now, to be fair, I wasn’t just peeing on his door.
i was marking my territory.
So, follow Andy on Twitter and let me know if he Tweets my pic. I hope Little Bob and I look good!

In this whole Charlie Sheen mess, who do I feel most sorry for?
Denise Richards? Nah, she’s making millions off Crazy in child support and media attention.
Brooke Mueller, who ALLEGEDLY survived a Charlie Sheen knife attack?
Or maybe it’s his kids. Not so much the ones with Denise, and not so much the one he had with some model way back when. But the twins he had with Mueller.
I mean, they’re just babies and their Daddy has gone off the deep-end.
And now, so has Mommy.

It seems that Charlie’s latest estranged wife, and mother to his twins, Brooke Mueller, has once again gone all Lohan and checked into rehab for another try.
Mueller entered rehab after a week of ALLEGED drug binging, followed by her refusal to submit to a drug test even though it was required under the terms of her custody settlement with Sheen.
Wow, lovely parents who need to have weekly drug tests.
Mueller’s representatives–and by representative, I mean, of course, dealers–say the 33-year-old has ALLEGEDLY re-entered rehab as a precautionary step should Sheen’s lawyers bring up the drug test issue in court.
Wow, nice spin. You check into rehab in case someone brings up the fact that you’re a serial drug abuser?
This is Mueller’s second stab at rehab. She had previously rehabbed for ALLEGED drug and alcohol abuse issues in 2010. And just last week, she was caught on camera last week trying to pawn a pricey watch and stereo equipment in an attempt to get some quick cash.
Quick cash for what, honey?
Well, as some of her ‘friends’ ALLEGE, Brooke is only using drugs again because of ALLEGED calls asking for clean urine and recent cash concerns.
So, she’s using drugs because she’s afraid of being drug tested?
Or she’s using drugs, costly drugs, because she’s worried about money?
Brooke Mueller receives $55,000 a month from Charlie Sheen.
Like I said, these two losers can have each other, but someone needs to take care of those kids. Maybe a nice gay couple?

Not so fast, I guess.

Charlie Sheen’s lawyer–and, sheesh, that guy must be on speed dial–will ALLEGEDLY ask a judge to grant both legal and physical custody of the boys to Sheen because of Brooke’s drug relapse.
Of course, it also occurs to Sheen that if he gets custody of his boys he wouldn’t be shelling out 55K a month. And think how many hookers he could buy, especially now that he’s out of a job.
And Charlie Sheen has found an unlikely ally during this new drama with Mueller: his ex-wife, mother to two of his other children, and ginormous media whore, Denise Richards. According to rumors, Richards ALLEGEDLY heard about Mueller’s bizarre behavior and rehab stint and offered to help until the situation settled down.
Denise then ALLEGEDLY called Sheen and offered to take care of the twins and let them live with her while Sheen was on the road with his ‘Torpedo of Truth’ tour. He reportedly told her he’d “keep her posted” on the situation.
I wonder if Denise also then asked for the 55K, too.
See, it is all about the money, not about those two boys and their drug-addicted parents.

This is funny.

M. Night Shyamalan, director of 1999’s Oscar-nominated, ‘The Sixth Sense,’ was poised to be the Next Big Thing, the New Spielberg. He had no idea it would all be downhill from there.
Cut to 2010, where Night’s latest movie, ‘The Last Airbender’, swept the film awards at a recent show. Only, it wasn’t Oscar, or Golden Globe, or even BAFTA. He won all sorts of Razzies for his latest flop. Can it get any worse?
Oh, but it can.
Three movie fans are trying to raise $150,000 to send M. Night Shyamalan back to film school. It seems one of the fans–and I use that term loosely–came up with the idea after seeing a preview for a movie called ‘Devil’. When the words “from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan” came up on-screen, the audience howled and an idea was born.
Baker was joined by two friends, one of whom developed the idea of “M. Night School” as a name for the website. When news broke that Shyamalan was daring to make yet another disaster–‘1000 A.E.’ starring ‘Karate Kid’ Jaden Smith and his dad, Will Smith–the trio went live with their campaign.
So far, the boys have raised just $520.
But, if you love movies, and realize that Shyamalan needs a little re-education in the art of filmmaking, please give….give til it hurts.
A man’s career hangs in the balance.

As Lindsay Lohan awaits trial on a felony theft charge, she has something positive to look forward to in the near future: two possible movie deals. One, is a documentary called ‘Prison Laundry’ while the other is a cinema vérité piece called ‘Drug Addict Jewel Thief’.
I kid.

Kind of. It seems that Hollywood producer Marc Fiore has Lohan in mind for, not one, but two, upcoming movies, one of which is the much-rumored ‘Gotti’ biopic: “I want Lindsay to be in ‘Gotti’ and another movie that I’m producing. She’s a great, great actress.”
I did not make up that last line. Seriously.I.Did.Not.
To her credit, Lohan, desperate to be seen as more of an actress than a criminal, is quite interested in the role of Victoria Gotti. In fact, she even showed up unannounced and uninvited to stand next to Victoria Gotti at a press event.
Fiore also hopes to see Lohan in is ‘Mob Street,’ a Wall Street-centered mafia flick written by Chazz Palminteri.
Funny. All these movies, and Lindsay would be playing criminals, or relatives of criminals. Who says art doesn’t imitate life?

But not anymore. It looks like there’s one contract that even the Gotti family won’t take out.

Lindsay Lohan is no longer up for the role of Victoria Gotti, daughter of legendary mob boss John Gotti, in the upcoming film ‘Gotti: Three Generations.’
After trumpeting Lindsay as the most talented actress ever and saying he wanted to work with her over and over again, producer Mark Fiore now says: “We are not talking any further about Lindsay playing Victoria. She is no longer being considered. The talks have stopped. We are going to meet with other people.”
Ouch. Dina must be rolling over in her grave.
Cuz she’s like a vampire, I mean.
It seems only days ago that Lohan showed up unwelcome and unwanted at a press conference with Victoria Gotti and John Travolta. And it was only days ago that both Gotti and Miss Travolta sang the actress’s praises, with Gotti saying: “I think she’s doing great; I think she’s going to continue to do great and she’s got a lot of people rooting for her.”
Those people rooting for her are all the people to whom she owes money.
Travolta added, “I’ve always thought [Lohan] was gorgeous and talented and filled with a lot of depth. So, I think that whatever she would like to do would be great with me.”
What she’d like to do to Travolta is befriend him and then break into his house and steal all the costumes he wore as Big Edna in ‘Hairspray’.
 Just sayin’.

How do you follow up being a media whore on a reality TV show, scamming your way into the White House, trying out for a rehab show only to be let go because you aren’t addicted to anything other than fame and then finding out that your first reality show has been canceled?

What’s a fame-hungry girl like Michaele Salahi to do? Pose for Playboy, of course. Because the world wants to see her rib cage and fake tatas. Only, even Playboy has standards.
Salahi, the now canceled fame-whore of the ‘Real Housewives of DC’ star, and self-described former model–I giggle at that–recently shot a series of sexy pictures and sent them to Playboy along with a letter begging to be in the magazine.
A source close to the magazine–and by source I mean the guy that strategically places the bunny logo onto every Playboy cover–says that Michaele was informed via email: “There is no opportunity this calendar year to offer you a cover opportunity or place for your pictorial.”
They added: “So here are your skanky pictures back and we’ll be sending you the bill from out opthalmologist who treated our eyes for severe retina burns after viewing your picture.”
Not to be out-done in the media-whore-ness department, Michaele’s chubby asshat hubby Tareq also sent nudie pics of himself to Playgirl.
They’re still dealing with the stench of a group vomit over there.

We all know that Justin Timberlake lost his beard.
He broke up with Jessica Biel.
Now, there are reports that JT is ALLEGEDLY losing his hair.

Timberlake, who used to rock the curls, has now taken to wearing his hair closely cropped; and by closely cropped, I mean scalp-length.
A friend–and by friend I mean a bartender at the Ramrod–says Timberlake is mortified by his thinning hair and that is the reason for his very close haircuts: “He’s keeping his hair super-short so no one notices.”
Oh, honey, we noticed.
Timberlake’s “friend” adds: “He’s using specially formulated shampoo to promote hair growth. He certainly doesn’t want to go bald!”
Oh, butcha’are Blanche, butcha’are goin’ bald.
But, at least he’s working on the beard loss. He has ALLEGEDLY been trying to hook-up with his ‘Friends with Benefits’ co-star Mila Kunis, but she refused his advances, saying, “Ewwwwwww.” And he has also been seen with ‘Tron: Legacy’ star Olivia Wilde, who, through a friend, said, “Ewwww.”
Just sayin’.

This story warms my cold, tiny, pus-filled, stone-like heart.

A group of people, ALLEGEDLY paid by Gwyneth Paltrow to be The Friends Of Gwyneth Paltrow, showed up at a dinner party to collect a paycheck and “celebrate” the actress-singer-blogger-maniacal-egotist’s cookbook, ‘My Father’s Daughter.’
Employees of Paltrow, like Jay-Z, Cameron Diaz, Alex Rodriguez and Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld all told stories of how Gwynnie is not like the rest of us. She’s better.
But one person, ALLEGEDLY not on the payroll, showed up, and wasn’t that impressed by Missy P and all her holier-than-thou-ness. And that someone was none-other than Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. Martin ALLEGEDLY arrived cranky and his publicist warned, “he doesn’t want to talk.”

A party filled with people paid to praise his wife and Chris doesn’t want to talk? I think I love him. But it is a little odd when your own hubby doesn’t want to talk at a party promoting you, isn’t it?
Luckily, the other employees loved talking Gwyneth.
Jessica Seinfeld, obviously angling for a substantial year-end bonus, ALLEGEDLY told the crowd how lucky they were to be invited: “You are all so lucky to be part of Gwyneth’s world. Because this is the real deal. And she’s invited all of you good people in here. I would never do that.”
Then supermodel Christy Turlington reveled in how Gwyneth is a whiz when it comes to killing lobsters–and by lobsters, I, of course, mean employees who don’t follow protocol: “It’s not the boiling-in-the-pot-and-screaming lobster thing. It’s a different, faster approach. You stick a knife through the head.”
Sounds like a Gwynnie mob hit.
Even Michael Stipe played dutiful paid guest: “Once, a duck she was cooking caught fire, and she threw it in the pool.”
Along with a party goer who looked hotter than Gwyneth, and another guest who didn’t bow and scrape properly.
Still, amidst all this paid advertisement, and praise for All Things Paltrow, her husband, smart man that he is, hovered in a corner, sipping a Ketel One and Tonic and plotting his escape from Paltrow World.
Godspeed Chris. Godspeed.



Filed under Anderson Cooper, Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Gwyneth Paltrow, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, M. NIght Shyamalan, Nicolas Cage, The Salahis, Zsa Zsa Gabor

>Someone Needs To Audit A US History Class

>My Husband-In-My-Head, Randy Andy Cooper, takes on Crazy Eyes [hat tip to Joe My God for the name] and her Tea Party ass-kissing antics.

Wow, Thomas Jefferson and George Washington, our Founding Fathers, worked “tirelessly” to rid this country of slavery?

Um, all slaves, or just the ones they didn’t own, because they were both slave-owners.

Wow, so everyone who came here, from nobility to the impoverished, was treated equally? Unless you were say, Irish. Or African.

Michele Bachmann is one of three things:
1. She is a liar.
2, She is delusional.
3. She is a delusional liar.
What do you think?


Filed under Anderson Cooper, Asshat, Michele Bachmann, Tea Party, YouTube

>I Didn’t Say It…..

>Angelina Jolie, on how she and Brad Pitt have no desire to expand their family:

“No, I think it’s very important to give our children the individual attention they need now before expanding our family. You try to feel them, because at different times, different children need you, you must find the time to listen to them. Brad and I are also really lucky because between the two of us, we can spread the attention around.”

Um, Angie?
Yeah, howsabout asking Brad to spread some of that attention around, say, here?
I mean, you don’t have to adopt me for Brad to be my daddy, really.

Barney Frank, on the chances for passage of the ‘DADT’ repeal:

“If the House has voted by majority to repeal it, the President thinks it should be repealed, the Senate majority is for repealing, the only thing that saves it is this abusive filibuster, then I think any claim that he has to defend it in court disappears. It has no more, any moral force, let the people who filibustered try to defend it in court.”
I think it’s gonna get contentious, y’all, with the Republicans once again playing small-minded child and doing nothing until they get their way.
See, for them, it isn’t about conscience or value or equality, it’s about protecting their base, the richest Americans, and everything else just doesn’t matter.
Larry Kramer, on Barack Obama:
“Mr. Do-Nothing Obama will say today ‘Lets think of all the poor dead people’- or ‘let’s honor all the dead’ instead of fighting for the living. He has been really useless in terms of both HIV and gay issues. An exceedingly large disappointment to me, how useless he has been. He is simply not a leader. He may be president, but he is not a leader.”
As yet another World AIDS Day has come and gone, Kramer has a point.
Obama is a good speaker; we’ve heard the speeches. But speeches don’t save lives, speeches rarely spark change.
Be fierce, Mr. President, like you promised.

Judge Stephen Reinhardt, on the motion to ask him to recuse himself from the Prop H8 trial:
“… I have before me defendants-intervenors-appellants’ motion to disqualify myself from this appeal. I have not hesitated to recuse from cases in the past when doing so was warranted by the circumstances…. Here, for reasons that I shall provide in a memorandum to be filed in due course, I am certain that “a reasonable person with knowledge of all the facts would [not] conclude that [my] impartiality might reasonably be questioned.” …I will be able to rule impartially on this appeal, and I will do so. The motion is therefore DENIED….”
Now, I know it didn’t happen this way, but I like to picture Judge Reinhardt sitting in his chambers, writing his response to this motion, and then giving two snaps up, and saying, gleefully, “Deeeee-nied!”

Anderson Cooper, on Lady Gaga getting him drunk during their interview:
“We actually ended up that day in a pub in London drinking Jameson, which I don’t really drink. So she got me to drink like two of them, and by the end I was ready to have the interview be over because I really sort of couldn’t ask any more questions.”
Note to self:
Get ticket to New York
Buy case of whiskey
Look for Randy Andy.
Two drinks and he’ll be like putty in my hands. Well, hopefully not like actual putty.
Tea Party Nation founder Judson Phillips, on who should be allowed to vote:
“The Founding Fathers originally said, they put certain restrictions on who gets the right to vote. It wasn’t you were just a citizen and you got to vote. Some of the restrictions, you know, you obviously would not think about today. But one of those was you had to be a property owner. And that makes a lot of sense, because if you’re a property owner you actually have a vested stake in the community. If you’re not a property owner, you know, I’m sorry but property owners have a little bit more of a vested interest in the community than non-property owners.”
This sounds good, because the single mother with two kids living in an apartment and working tweo jobs just to keep food on the table doesn’t have a vested interest in America.
And while you’re at it, you fucknut, why not say that the people that own the most property get the most votes.
Keith Urban, on entering rehab just four months after he married Nicole Kidman:
“[I thought], ‘Surely let’s give it a few years so we’ve got some solidity, because this kind of thing could tear us apart. This could just destroy us… [but] it was really a profound moment in so many ways. The way in which Nic handled that moment was just perfect…Everything was just designed, I believe, for that moment to fuse us together… I had to make a decision which road I was going to take, once and for all. I’d been at that crossroads before and always taken the wrong road… I look back now and realize Nic has taught me so much and brought so much into my life and opened my eyes in so many ways…[This is] the best place I’ve ever been.”
It’s nice to know that Kidman didn’t walk away, and it’s nice to know that Urban finally realized it was time to stop.
Johnny Depp, on the alleged sexual orientation of Captain Jack Sparrow:
“I think it was Michael Eisner, the head of Disney at the time, who was quoted as saying, ‘He’s ruining the movie.’ Upper-echelon Disney-ites, going, What’s wrong with him? Is he, you know, like some kind of weird simpleton? Is he drunk? By the way, is he gay?… And so I actually told this woman who was the Disney-ite… ‘But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?’ Which really made her nervous.” 
Well, Edward Scissorhands was gay. And when you watch a Depp movie now, think of his characters as a wee bit light in their loafers. It’ll make for a whole new film experience. 


Filed under Anderson Cooper, Angelina Jolie, Barney Frank, Johnny Depp, Judge Stephen Reinhardt, Judson Phillips, Keith Urban, Larry Kramer

>Clint McCance Is Out……Of A Job

>Midland School Board Member Clint McCance is resigning.


Clint McCance:
“I am going to resign from the school board. It is to–to help my community, to help my school. I don’t want them to receive bad press or have a distraction because of some ignorant comments that have–that I made. If they decide later, you know, a year, five years, 10 years from now to vote me back in, if my constituents want that, then–then I will run again.”

Hopefully your constituents will have long-term memory and you will never be on any school board, anywhere, any time, ever. But then Clint McCance wants to apologize:

“I–you know, I would–would like to extend an apology, especially to those to those–to those families that have lost children, not just gay, heterosexual, all–all children that feel like suicide’s the only way out. It’s a–it saddens me, and–but especially for those five — five families that have just recently lost children. You know, I have–I have brought more hurt on them with these comments. And that was never my intention. And I apologize for that, because they don’t–they don’t deserve that. And I do feel genuinely bad for that, for them.”

Too little, too late. I might forgive, might, but I find it hard to forget that Clint McCance wished and hoped and prayed, that LGBTQ youth would kill themselves. Hopefully, he’ll learn to think before he speaks, and keep his homophobia and hate to himself.
Here’s McCance on Anderson Cooper 360:

via Towleroad


Filed under Anderson Cooper, Arkansas, Clint McCance, Clint McCance Is A Fucktard, Hate, Homophobia, Midland School District, YouTube

>Clint McCance: Homophobic Bully


“Borrowed” from Maybe It’s Just Me…..

The Arkansas Department of Education has condemned anti-gay messages purportedly posted by a north Arkansas school board member on Facebook:

“The Arkansas Department of Education strongly condemns remarks or attitudes of this kind and is dismayed to see that a school board official would post something of this insensitive nature on a public forum like Facebook. Because Mr. McCance is an elected official, the department has no means of dealing with him directly. However, the department does have staff who investigate matters of bullying in schools and we will monitor and quickly respond to any bullying of students that may occur because of this, as we have with other civil rights issues in the past”

Notice they didn’t ask him to apologize, to rethink his homophobic rant, or to resign.
They just condemned.
However, the Midland School Board, of which Clint McCance is an elected official, had this to say:

October 27, 2010
For Immediate Release:
The Midland School District, Board of Directors, administration, faculty, and staff do not support or condone the comments Mr. Clint McCance posted on his personal social networking page. Mr. McCance was not acting as an agent of the school board, but as a private citizen when this comment was posted. This post does not reflect the thoughts of the board or administration of the Midland School District.
The district strives to foster an environment that discourages all forms of bullying and an environment that encourages a safe and productive educational climate of all of our students. The district is very diligent in pursuing and addressing bullying of any variety on our campuses.
Dean Stanley, Superintendent
Midland School District

And Anderson Cooper had this to say:
And I have this to say:
Clint McCance cannot be fired. This is not a job, but an elected position. But, if you live in his district and have the ability to express your disgust and distaste for what he says, then you should do so.
Demand that he resign.
Demand a special election to replace him if he doesn’t.
You don’t like gay people? Good for you, nobody said you have to like us.
But to celebrate the suicides of five young men, and to hope there are more, is the lowest a person can sink without actually entering hell.
Arkansas? Midland school District families?
Demand that Clint McCance resign.


Filed under Anderson Cooper, Arkansas, Bullying, Clint McCance, Clint McCance Is A Fucktard, Homophobia, LGBT, YouTube

>I Ain’t One To Gossip, But…….

>File this under: I’m Watching.
A lot of people are feverishly curious as to who will be taking over that gaping hole in the TV landscape when Oprah finally drags her big fat ass off the air next year.

Well, it seems that Husband-In-My-Head, Randy Andy Cooper, is in talks with Warner Bros. and Telepictures Productions about the possibility of hosting a syndicated daytime talk show.
Anderson in the daytime? I’m loving it!
His show would feature topical issues like everything from celebs to social issues.
And he wouldn’t be complaining about his weight, or giving away cars and trips–and sticking his audience with the taxes–nor sucking up to the likes of Cruise and Travolta.
In other words, the anti-Oprah.
Now, there may be a snag, because those bitches at CNN still want my Coop to continue hosting Anderson Cooper 360.
But , man oh man, my blue-eyed, silver-haired husband on in the daytime?
We may have to call it gaytime TV.
At least at my house.

File this under: Dumbfucks With Twitter Accounts.

50 Cent–real name Curtisssssssssssssss–took to his Twitter page to comment on straight men who don’t go, um, downtown, and well, by the rule, gay men who aren’t fans of the vah-jay-jay.
Tweeted Curtisssssssssssssss:
“If you a man and your over 25 and you don’t eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol”
I’ll translate from the original Illiterate: “If you are a man over the age of twenty-five, and you do not perform cunnilingus, then you ought to commit suicide. The world will be a better place. Laughing out loud.”
Curtisssssssssssssss, emphasis on the “s”?
You a dick.

Reality show moron Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi will be writing and releasing a novel, to be published by Simon & Schuster.
From the Oh Dear God No! department comes the following story.

It is :::gag:::: ALLEGEDLY entitled, ‘A Shore Thing,’ and according to Simon & Schuster it will :::ahem:::: “revolve around a girl looking for love on the boardwalk.”
Or, better yet, under it.
Wow. A woman known for getting drunk and acting the fool, and wearing her hair in some 1950s hasbeen ripoff do, gets to write a book.

Wouldn’t she have to read one first?

Oh wait, I guess she has, because earlier this year, this illiterate no-talent wannabe, famous for doing absolutely nothing but tan, drink, and act the fool, Tweeted that she had just read her first book.
The magical story of a cat.
Who wears a hat.

Drug mule, drug addict, no-talent, Paris Hilton is set to star in a new reality series on Oxygen, according to the New York Post.

A source–and by source, I mean the highly paid gynecologist who packs Paris’ vagina with coke before she travels–says: “This isn’t ‘The Simple Life,’ where she played a campy version of herself. This show will give viewers a glimpse of the real Paris and her life, which is sometimes quite amazing.”
The real Paris.
We’ll learn how many dime bags she can carry in her hoo-hah.
We’ll learn the different meanings of the word ‘hot,’ depending on the inflection used.
We’ll learn how a high school dropout, drug addict can get her own show.
Suggested title: Jackass.
Already taken?

Right on the heels of her recent voluntary admission to her fifth, or is it sixth, rehab stay, Lindsay Lohan’s brother, Michael Jr. has come to her defense. I guess Dina had a photo shoot. Or a drug buy.
The Junior Lohan says that Lindsay’s troubles begin and end with the people with whom she surrounds herself.

Again, Dina?

Junior: “People she was surrounded by–enablers, [Dina] leeches, [Dina] whatever you’d like to call it [Dina…famewhore mom] –made things very difficult. It’s quite strenuous to right your wrongs when the people around you [Dina] help justify your actions. Therefore, cloudy judgment made it easy for her to neglect those trying to guide her [the judge in her case].”
Then he added, “I think that in the past, her vision had been blurred [by drugs and alcohol and a mother who has pimped her out her entire life and then makes excuses for her].”
Junior also spoke of his sister’s renewed dedication to changing her ways, but, um, yeah, unless she cuts her enabling party mom out of her life, I don’t see much hope.

File this under: Oh no! I’m Sad!
It seems that Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss are ALLEGEDLY no longer the BFFs that they used to be.

I wonder if Naomi threw a phone at Kate’s head so she’d stop doing cocaine in every bathroom in New York.
It seems that during London Fashion Week the supercokehead Moss passed on attending Naomi’s 25th Anniversary bash even though she was just down the street scoring drugs, or selling her designer handbags for Longchamp.
But then I hear that the real rift started when Cokate Moss was rude to guests at Campbell’s charity show earlier this year.
A source–and by source I mean the guy that holds Naomi’s phone so she won’t attack with it–says: “Kate was a little worse for wear that night. Naomi wasn’t impressed. She wants to dedicate herself to good causes and there’s some feeling that Kate drags her down.”
And by good causes, she means phones made of velvet that won’t hurt the help when you want to bash them upside the head.
Naomi is such a giver.


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>Happy Birthday Honey


To My-Husband-In-My-Head, Randy Andy Cooper!


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